Agent Coulson - The Doubleclicks Lyrics
Iron Man could charm the pants off of a snorlax
Thor’s abs could basically kill
Captain America is cute like a kitten
And Black Widow has specific skills
But if I had to choose just one
Out of all the heroes in that field
You can keep your Hawkeye & Loki
But I’ll take an agent of SHIELD
Agent Coulson
doing the work that no one sees
Agent Coulson
keeping it cool behind the scenes
you are super
you are super to me
Paperwork and complication
Ties and suits and Iron Man
He’d say things like “I’m just doing my job, m’am.
you need to run while you still can”
I bet his plane always has cell service
and he’d always text a witty reply
He’s reliable and devoted
And apparently he can’t die
Agent Coulson
doing the work that no one sees
Agent Coulson
keeping it cool behind the scenes
you are super
you are super to me
I bet you wish you had a different job
it’s not too fun being the guy that’s sane
Someone else could do the paperwork for once
And you could be the guy jumping out of the plane
Agent Coulson
doing the work that no one sees
Agent Coulson
keeping it cool behind the scenes
you are super
you are super to me
Iron Man could charm the pants off of a snorlax
Thor’s abs could basically kill
Captain America is cute like a kitten
And Black Widow has specific skills
But if I had to choose just one
Out of all the heroes in that field
You can keep your Hawkeye & Loki
But I’ll take an agent of SHIELD
Agent Coulson
doing the work that no one sees
Agent Coulson
keeping it cool behind the scenes
you are super
you are super to me
Paperwork and complication
Ties and suits and Iron Man
He’d say things like “I’m just doing my job, m’am.
you need to run while you still can”
I bet his plane always has cell service
and he’d always text a witty reply
He’s reliable and devoted
And apparently he can’t die
Agent Coulson
doing the work that no one sees
Agent Coulson
keeping it cool behind the scenes
you are super
you are super to me
I bet you wish you had a different job
it’s not too fun being the guy that’s sane
Someone else could do the paperwork for once
And you could be the guy jumping out of the plane
Agent Coulson
doing the work that no one sees
Agent Coulson
keeping it cool behind the scenes
you are super
you are super to me