Countrified Lyrics by Ken Domash
You can put on a tie and a starched white shirt
Play Beethoven in your office at work
You can put the top down in your fancy foreign ride
Sit front row at the Muny moonlight
But when she’s got ya singing Garth at a karaoke bar
And dancing all night behind the barn….
And you been countrified - Your city life done left behind
That farmer girl done did you right - Now you been countrified
So you get on one knee to make her your bride
With her Daddy’s permission she’s dressed in white
You do it all right with kneelers and a choir
Everybody’s in Armani attire.
But when she winks to the preacher says “I’ll treat him right”
Grab your boots son the knot’s been tied
And you been countrified - Your city life done left behind
That farmer girl done did you right - Now you been countrified
You been certified glorified modified nationwide alibied...
You’re hard to recognize - With that girl and her daisy stride
On the front porch as we drive by - I can almost taste that pie
mmm...
You been countrified - Your city life done left behind
That farmer girl done did you right - You been countrified
You been certified glorified modified nationwide alibied
bonafied satisfied dignified magnified…
Oh you been countrified.